Mr. Frederich says that he doesn’t understand the details of what it is that’s happening in Ukraine, but he’s sure the links between the turmoil and the first lady are very clear to anyone who cares to look.
“I just can’t wait for those B lymphocytes to make those little guys and fight off all those nasty, evil infections!”
“I mean, like, four out of five times, after I eat one, I get diarrhea. So, I’m not sure if I ate the diseased meat or not.”
All five roommates have indeed used the bathroom since the new roll was taken out of the closet.
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